Behind Every Great Cyclist is a Boyfriend Cringing When She Calls (The Lucky Ones Anyway)

Weston:  Hello?

Me: Hi Lovie!

Weston: Hey buddy, what’s up?

Me:  Oh nothin’….you know….just out on the road…on my bike. [long pause] What are YOU doin’?

Weston:  Nothing.

Me:  Nothing?  You have to be doing something.  Are you doing something important?

[long pause]

Weston: Maybe.

Me: Well I was wondering if you could maybe come pick me up when you get a chance.

Weston:   Where are you?

Me: [insert twenty-five minute car ride destination here].

Weston: [the same twenty-five minute car ride destination]?!?!?!? 

[long pause]

Me: Hello?

[long pause]

Me: Hellooooo….

Weston: Yea. I’m here….when do you want picked up?

Me:  Oh…whenever you get a chance.

Weston:  Well, now? Or…

Me:  Ya…Now would be awesome.

Weston: (sigh)

[long pause]

Me: Weston?

Weston: Ya Buddy?

Me:  Could you bring water?

Dear Weston,

Thank you, thank you, thank you for always being there for me!  I don’t know where I would be without you!  Probably out on some random road.  Thirsty. 

Love From the Bottom of my Heart,

Molly

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2 Responses to Behind Every Great Cyclist is a Boyfriend Cringing When She Calls (The Lucky Ones Anyway)

  1. I love that he calls your buddy! 🙂 And what a sweet boyfriend.

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