Step 2: Play the Pandora radio station that alternates between 90’s country & edgy techno.
Three: Word and reword the same sentence 5 times.
Step 3 ½: Tap your toes.
3 ¾: Stare at a wall and think real hard.
Steps Four & Five: Go off on tangents then delete most of them.
6: Shuffle to the pantry for a palmful of chocolate chips.
Seven-9: Whisper sentences to yourself. Laugh out loud. Admit that you’re crazy.
10: Go warm up your coffee and grab more chocolate chips while you’re at it.
(Repeat steps 3-10)