This week on the ICC Surplus Sale we’ve added a totally vintage microwave. #totes_vintage. It’s like, a 500 Series Memorymatic and belongs in a museum or something. #no_lie Your Grandma may have used this to warm up her hard tack bread or whatever. #nasty_olden_days_food. Nah, she probably warmed up stuff like leftover chicken soup but it was probably the homemade kind because back then, they didn’t have Campbell’s or whatever. Or maybe they had Campbell’s, but not those crazy convenient disposable lunch bowls or whatever. They probably had to use like, hand thrown pottery or something and food took like half an hour to warm up but back then, they probably thought that was good or whatever. #back_in_the_day_probs.
You need to buy this because YOLO. This vintage microwave is probably worth a ton of money because it’s like an artifact of our meal preparation heritage or something. You could put it on display in your house and it’s like a total conversation starter. Lol. JK. You could use it as an end table. #nifty-thrifty.
You could put it in your room and take wicked microwave selfies in the reflection for days. #nofilter. #back_n_time_babe. #vintage_microwave_selfies.