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Cake for a Forgotten Birthday
I don’t buy cake mixes very often because they stare at me from afar. They come in handy when you’re a bad blog mother, like I am, and forget Life’s Lemons fifth birthday for 27 days and are forced to make … Continue reading
Gummy Bears
I’m not sure the age that people start remembering memories. It probably depends on the person and the magnitude of the memory or the impact that it had on a person. Early memories seem to be a lot like silent … Continue reading
That One Time, Wearing Elf Ears
Autumn makes me feel nostalgic, thinking about all the characters that I’ve dressed up to be for Halloween, fall plays, musicals, madrigals and otherwise. Once, I wore a saucer sled on my back to become turtle. Another time, I stuffed a … Continue reading
Lazy Brownies from Scratch
Brownies are like, the simplest of all baked goods to make at home. Especially the boxed mix kind- just stir in an egg, add some water and oil, and you’ve got yourself something sweet in 30 minutes flat. There’s nothing to frost, … Continue reading
R.I.P. Peach
I hosted a Celebration of Life tonight. No one came- which was fine, because it was sort of a last minute deal and I didn’t invite anyone. It actually would have been really disturbing if somehow somebody knew what I was … Continue reading
Moving Everything Back to Move Forward
When we first moved in, the furniture was arranged in a certain way. We shifted it periodically, but it always defaulted to where either the couch or loveseat was facing the only living room wall that the TV could be … Continue reading
Happy 4th, LifesLemons!
Happy fourth, LifesLemons…I baked you a cake. On this birthday though, we’re baking and blogging from a new place and not everything’s arrived and organized yet from the old. Luckily for us, I came across a glass jar with … Continue reading
The Seven Year Itch: Part Six
It’s sort of like walking into an ice cream shop knowing what flavor you like best, but wanting to try the Rocky Road anyway. It’s not about finding a better flavor, it’s about being completely content with your choice and … Continue reading
The Seven Year Itch: Part Five
Two adults emerged from a relationship that they had been a part of since adolescence. It was difficult to wrap her mind around being single, “available” or even to think of him as, “my ex-.” But weeks turned into months and they existed as … Continue reading
The Seven Year Itch: Part Four
The hardest part was taking a huge step back from a perfectly comfortable and loving relationship. Still, in attempt to resolve her uncertainty, she insisted on walking away from one of the best persons she had ever grown to know. Can you imagine? … Continue reading
The Seven Year Itch: Part Three
They call it, “The Seven Year Itch” when, approximately seven years into a marriage or relationship, for various reasons, the rate and number of break-ups will be at its highest. Somehow, wearing that ring, on her left hand, on a … Continue reading
The Seven Year Itch: Part Two
They dated for seven years. They lived together, grew in love together and in March of 2014, she did something uncharacteristic and blushes about it to this day. She walked into a department store and left with a sterling silver ring that would be … Continue reading
The Seven Year Itch: Part One
When he texted her over the summer of 2007, she was absolutely beside herself. After admiring him for most of their lives, she’d pine over each and every one of his lovely messages- things like, “Hey. What’s up?” and “Oh, … Continue reading
Lately on Lemons
I kick myself everyday for not blogging on LifesLemons often. Or more. Or more often than not. That would be a start. Lately though, it’s been hard to stop the daily momentum. It’s hard to settle down long enough to … Continue reading
Coffee Shop Wasted
I took the day off. It was a last minute decision that made perfect sense at the time because there are few more opportunities this year to use time-off and even less opportunities to Christmas shop. I’ll just think up … Continue reading
Berry Therapy
I’m a sucker for berry bargains. We, on LifesLemons, know this. So when cousin Taylor and I hit the grocery store to roam around like twenty-something girls do on a late weeknight, I couldn’t resist buying three trays of twelve … Continue reading
Chili Weather Tradition
Many families ring in chilly weather by making chili. Each year, around this time, Crock Pots nationwide are dusted off in order to dub the season’s official start by making that first batch of iconic deep red soup, which consequentially- … Continue reading
Whole Grain Bacon
If you haven’t noticed, I take this blogging business very seriously. Someday, I can see myself writing for, or at least contributing to, internet outlets, magazines or LifesLemons.com, once it goes viral. Hey Mom and Dad, you helped pay … Continue reading
NTT: #Vintage_Microwave_Selfies
#Whazup? This week on the ICC Surplus Sale we’ve added a totally vintage microwave. #totes_vintage. It’s like, a 500 Series Memorymatic and belongs in a museum or something. #no_lie Your Grandma may have used this to warm up her hard tack bread or whatever. … Continue reading
Car Closet
I came home from work tonight with a plan. A checklist to execute. A bunch of random stuff that I wanted to get done. It was all going along fine, dishes-done, floors-done, until an overwhelming stroke of personal genius brought me … Continue reading